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Eridan x Reader "I got... Eridan..." You like him... You suppose. It's not like you have a shrine for him in your closet, complete with wall scrolls, Fish-scent candles, pictures of him being sexy while using magic, buckets with his name on them... Who are you kidding. You LOVE him. L-O-V-E him. Although you would like to disclaim that you only have the buckets and the scrolls. The others... Would be pretty creepy. But, alas! Thy handsome knight doth not payeth attention to you. He's always out  begging to be loved  flirting with everyone else. You would often write violent fanfiction about the trolls he interacted with, going so far as

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like Homestuck. Stranger: wwell hello You: 2up dude Stranger: oh hey sol You: oh fii2hdiick, hey Stranger: wwhat are you up to? You: codiing liike u2ual You: you? Stranger: just finished playin some human games wwith gam You: and how diid that go? Stranger: ...wweird You: well iit ii2 Gamzee Stranger: wwell, evver heard of "The Pocky Game" or "Nervvous test"? You: no, what are they about? Stranger: Pocky game is for kissin Stranger: nervvous test...wwell...touchin each..other.. You: what do you mean 'touchiin each other'? Stranger: ahem, wwell... s